You might be in Calcutta if ….
You constantly smell like sour baby milk from sweating profusely
You wake up raging with itch in the middle of the night from bugs (ants, roaches, mosquitoes, things we don’t know the name of…)
You rejoice at the sight of a rain cloud
Much of your prayer and supplication has to do with asking God to turn the power back on
People almost run into a pole from staring at you
You douse yourself in baby powder daily
It’s natural to grab a friend and start picking through their hair for lice
You wear clothes that cover your legs in 100+ degree weather
You are suggested to visit Manipur to be converted to Hinduism
You find yourself eating large amounts of food to finish what is served and not offend your host
You LOVE air conditioning…I mean REALLY love it
Not to mention, we’ve gone four and a half weeks with NO sickness, and NO lice! Praise God, all the glory to Him.
